Thursday, February 03, 2005

hmmm... apparam..... Nee sollu..... vera...

hmmm... apparam..... Nee sollu..... vere...

*The above said words are in Tamil. If a translator favours you.. it would be [hmmm... Then.... "you tell me"... "what else"]

Wondering what this crap is all about ?? These words alone would easily contribute 37.43 % profit earned by the telecom operators(at least in India). well.. these are the most widely uttered words when a guy and a girl talk. When I say guy and a girl... I mean.. A guy who is seeing a girl and vice versa. Now isn’t that an interesting stat. Well don’t worry.. I just cooked that figure.

Man… see a guy koo chee koo his girl… he can talk for hours together with absolutely no “stuff”. As everything, good or bad, ends… topic of discussion ends too (how weird). Now, this is where these magical words come into picture. They know they have nothing more to talk but still don’t want to hang up the receiver. How stupid.

Well, how stupid is a very relative question.

If you are a audience to the entire talk wherein these words are uttered… there are a few inferences..

1. You are dumb F****. Let them talk.. get the f*** outta there.
2. You have all the time in the world to patiently listen to someone else talking to his/her guy/gal.
3. You never had a girl ( I doubt if you are straight)

Now.. I dunno what % is my contribution to the 37.43% of the telecom operators profit.

Man…. Dunno why I feel so strongly that I need to help the telcos make profit.

Apparam… vere enna.. bye for now. Hanging up.